Adventures of Tiny Zebras
Zeke in New York & Hank in California, two tiny zebras doing very big things.
Guess who I found outside of a pharmacy with left over In-N-Out? Starts with Sir Henry Fink.
Right after this picture was taken, he saw something shiny on the bottom and toppled in. It’s just spare change, Zeke! I have quarters in the car!
I hope you do well on your test, Hank, but even more so, I hope that one day I’m in a class with a tiny zebra.
Sir Henry Fink! You can’t play in that! You’ll be mailed to a school!
Of course I’ll help you write a letter to the editor, but I’m not sure they’ll agree that striped mohawks are “timeless classics.”
No, Zeke! No! That’s not a toilet!
(He’s sorry… he drank a bit too much coffee.)
Oh, Zeke, I can’t take you anywhere. You’d better behave the next time we go meet new friends.
No, you cannot go swimming. No more Pinot Noir for you, young man.
Zeke went on a wine tour in the Finger Lakes. He got a little tipsy, so he took a break to admire the view.
Oh Hank, you’re adorable.
No! NononononNooooono. Hank. No. That’s for the cats.
